The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.