The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
What do houses wear? An address.
A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before? ' The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. '
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.'
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.