The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.