The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
A student is late for a zoom class... "What took you so long?" the teacher asks."Technical difficulties" the student answers."I've heard that excuse a hundred times, let me guess, your wifi didn't work?""My clock"
Abraa Kadabra! Expelliarnos! Stoopify! Wingardian Levioseaa! Loomos! Expecto Patrones! I'm sorry, it seems my spell-check isn't working.
Two security guards bumped into each-other while running through the hallway. It was the collision of the sentry.
What's a Pirate's least favorite letter? A copyright infringement notice.
Jack, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar. They both have a great time.
I’m going to a charity event for female amputees this weekend That place is gonna be *crawling* with chicks
Why is Spongebob the main character... ...when Patrick's the star?
I just got a job in a factory making plastic Draculas There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count