The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What do you call a fake noodle?' 'An impasta.'
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.'
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
What do houses wear? An address.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'