The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a sweatshirt on the ledge of the tower bridge? A jumper!
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
What do you call 50 pigs and 50 deer? 100 sows and bucks.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?' 'Prime mates.'
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.