The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.