The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!