The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a “b' comes after it!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
Clothes, but no cigar.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.