The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Today, my son asked, "Can I have a bookmark?" I burst into tears-11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-boo.
I'm only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don't know why.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.'
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.