The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!