The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.

What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.

Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!

I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.