The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!