The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid
What do you call an angle that’s gotten into a car crash? A rectangle
What does Old McDonald's farm and an old Asian women's closet have in common? There's a muumuu here, a muumuu there....
How does a penguin build its house Igloos it together.
Did you hear the joke about the two helium atoms? He He
What do you call an ISIS member who owns 6 goats? A pimp
Why did Dracula turn down the part of the Magic Mirror? He just couldn't see himself in it.
Almost all coins look the same This must be what we call a coincidence
I Object to All This Sex on the Television I keep falling off.
What does a mermaid wear to a Maths class ? An algaebra.Note: Not my original. I had read this somewhere a few years ago. Kudos to the original creator.
Why did the fisherman go fishing on his day off Just for the Halibut
Good thing I had a CVS receipt in my wallet... The men’s room was out of toilet paper.