The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
A man tried to keep two crows illegally as pets He was arrested for attempted murder.
Why is a giraffe’s neck so long? To connect its head and body together.
After a flood of forged financial documents from a small eastern european country, an urgent warning was issued by banks worldwide CHECK CZECH CHEQUES
I stopped by my favorite noodle place on my lunch break, but the line to get in was out the door. There was no way I’d be able to order and get back to work on time, it was a real pho queue.
Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose
I guy finds a little turtle but he isn't sure how to look after it. So he goes to the library and asks the librarian for a book on turtles. She asks "Hardback?" "Yes," he replies, "with a little head and beady eyes."
What is the most acidic soup? Ph0
how do you surprise a blind guy? you leave the plunger in the toilet
I tried to make a reservation at the library yesterday, but couldn't... Turns out, they're completely booked!
My 7 yr old just made this one up: What do you say when a dinosaur farts? That was a blast from the past!
Why does Santa always keep a Baseball bat in his sleigh? For Claus combat.
For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle? Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his balls red. What’s the loudest sound in the jungle? Giraffes eating cherries! (Apologies if you’ve heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I’ll get better material)
I heard that people like self deprecating jokes Too bad I am not good at them