The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What kind of food do they serve at Medieval Times? Farm to Fable.
Hey, girl. Are you a fire alarm Because you're annoying and wont shut up
Why are toilets always so good at poker? They always get a flush
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
What's the best time of day? 6:30, hands down.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What is a witch's favourite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Can February March? No, but April May.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.