The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes spread on a beach. Because even when I'm dead, I still want to get into lady's pants.
Little Jimmy puts his hand up in class: "Miss! Miss! I have to go to the toilet, quick!" The teacher replies: "Not until you say the alphabet." So Little Jimmy recites: "ABCDEFGJKLMNOPQRUVWXYZ" The teacher raises an eyebrow. "Excuse me," she says, "but where's the S, H, I and T?" Little Jimmy just sighs. "...In my pants..."
Who swore the most in star wars? R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said
What do you call a pear thats a dad? I don't really know but it should be apparent.
What do you call a Mexican Owl? Hoolio
My local church went bankrupt and someone turned it into a gun range. The community didn't like it, but it already had pew pew pews.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.