The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.