The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”