The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Why do orphans like to play tennis ? Because the ball comes back
What do you call a person that sells cow poop? An entre-manure
2 nuns go for a bicycle ride around the Vatican. The first nun says "I've never come this way before." The second nun says "yeah, must be the cobblestones."
They should put more wine in a bottle.... So there's enough for 2 people.
I was at a restaurant, and spilled soup on my jeans. I called for there server: "Waitress, there's soup in my fly"
What do you call a Russian leaders coffin? A czarcophahus
What do fans supporting The Culinary Institute of America cheer at their sporting events? Die or Beat Us!