The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Can February March? No, but April May!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
Crocodiles. He hate them. Ever since his father was killed by a crocodile, my cousin couldn't stand the sight of crocodiles. Whether its TV, in pictures or even stuffed animals.He can't even stand the crocodile on brand logos. He's just become very Lacost-intolerant.
What do you call a kebab prepared by a librarian? A shush-kebab
Hey, do you want to come back to my place and regulate our body temperatures using external sources? No hom(e)o(stasis)
Man it was really raining cats and dogs today. Sure hope I don’t step in a poodle.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!