The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.