The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I just saw a squirrel pooping. That shit was nuts.
Hugh Laurie just got his American citizenship! He now goes by "Hugh Truck"
Apparently Boy George has... ... a pet lizard that bites people up to 5 times a day.He needs a calmer chameleon
My friend once had a job circumcising elephants Well according to him the pay was lousy but at least the tips were huge!
I was cleaning one of my finger guns. I accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
I owe my success as a fruit farmer to my dear dad. Whenever I felt scared as a kid, he always told me to grow a pear
In a sex-ed class, the teacher asked me,"What was missing in your first sexual experience?" Apparently, my answer "Consent" was wrong.
My grandmother is really impressed by how much politicians seem to get done these days She's always going on about how they're all full of doo-doo.
If anyone ever figured out my secret 4-digit code, I'd be screwed! They'd have my bank pin #, phone unlock code, front door lock code... ...they'd even know my birth year!
What do you call it when an exclamation mark is having sex? Exclamating
A customer of mine asked how much I’m charging to say this. I said “Nothing. I believe in free speech.”
For every Dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents. That's really unfair. That only leaves the man with 30c.
A man tells his date A man tells his date “ I work with animals”And she said “ I love a man who that cares about animals, where do you work?”And with a grin on his face the man said “I’m a butcher.”
Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
I thought I had illegal software in my fridge but then I realized... It is open sauce