The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A man asks the waiter : "Do you serve crabs here?" "Take a seat. We serve everybody."
Saw a little girl walk into my store today wearing a shirt that said FINISHER 2019... I said sweetie, that's a basic achievement, FINISHER 2020 is the real achievement.
Two men in a park. A creepy guy walks up to another man in a park. Creepy guy leans close to the man and whispers "do you have any naked photos of your wife?" The man angrily says "certainly not". Creepy guy says "would you like to buy some?"
What do sheep like to do in the summer? Have a baa-baa-cue!
Why didn’t the oyster share her pearl? She was shellfish.
My girlfriend messaged me to say she’s breaking up with me because I’m too childish. So I marched over to her house, rang her door bell and ran away That’ll teach her
What's another word for a mattress? A loaf of bed.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins - I couldn't differentiate between them.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call someone who loves reading? A book keeper.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey? A pouch potato.
Why did two tall people get along so well? The could really see eye to eye.
What do you call it when a lawyer takes a test early in the morning? A breakfast bar.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.'