The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.