The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.