The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.