The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
What's a robot's favorite snack?' 'Computer chips.'
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.'
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.