The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.