The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
Did you hear about the truck transporting steaks that got into a wreck? Some car T-Boned it.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.