The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.'
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
What do you call a fake noodle?' 'An impasta.'
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.