The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Marylanders: Do you know how to tell the difference between male and female Chesapeake blue crabs ? The female will tell you how to eat her.
An old lady is at tea and her host asks "Would you care for a slice of cold pressed ox tongue?" "Oh no," shudders the old lady, "I couldn't eat something that came out of an animal's mouth! Just an egg, please."
I’m always playing with it. I always have it in my hand. I pull it out at family parties or hanging out with friends. I’ve been known to just whip it out in public, at the park, at the playground. I’m talking about my phone, you sicko!
Most people have heard the phrase "Great minds think alike" What they don't know is what comes after "Idiots seldom differ"
Shovels are incredible They're ground-breaking technology!
Due to COVID I’ve been reading article after article forwards and backwards trying to make sense of it all. And I have to say, I still don’t know what DIVOC is going on
My wife said, “Why are all the potatoes burnt to a crisp?” I said, “That’s for tomorrow.”My wife: Huh?Me: It’s Black Fry Day.
Women are the foundation of our society But men are the ones who laid the foundation
I’m fat but I self identify as thin. I’m trans slender
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn't support windows.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Why did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wanted something pillow-key!
The best gift I ever received was a broken drum. You can't beat that.