The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.