The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.