The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
A barber in my area got arrested for drug dealing.. I’ve been his customer for 10 years, but I had no idea he was a barber
An Obese friend of mine was going through some tough time. So I asked him if he needed any help? He said “No Thank you, I have a lot on my plate now”.
My mother does unspeakable things at the beach. She sells sea-shells on the seashore.
How many members of Stack Overflow does it take to change a lightbulb? Closed, question seems like off-topic
Why did the coffee file a police report? He got mugged!!
My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium. But most other people just find them O K.
They put all sorts of wild patterns on pants these days. Britches be crazy.