The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station...The other's a busty crustacean!
Boss: Why do you- Me: *sshhh*Boss: What is your biggest wea-Me: *sshhh*Boss: (whispering) you're hired. Welcome to the library.
What did one nail technician say to the other after a customer walked out over a $1 price increase? Man, he petty
A radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, so it's kinda weird that the town in the movie Cars is called "Radiator Springs." That’s like humans having a city called “Liver Pool.”
Was about to throw out my old pillows, then I thought na, I'll sleep on it.
I got fired from the sandpaper factory They said I was too abrasive
Do you want a box for leftovers? No, but I'll wrestle you for them.
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? Because it didn't habanero.
What noises do witches make when they eat cereal? Snap, cackle and pop.
Why did two tall people get along so well? The could really see eye to eye.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
The recipe said, "Set the oven to 180 degrees." But now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'