The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.