The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
Mario goes to court The judge says: “you must pay the court $12,000.”Mario, surprised, asks: “Why?”The judge replies: “It’s a fine.”Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: “No itsa not.”
Television was never really black and white before color It was basically just 50 shades of gray
A pizza slice walks into a bar asking for a drink The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here"
What did the Dentist say when he was being prosecuted in court? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!!!!
Keith Flint failed his English at School. It was a really tough break because his final essay was excellent He just ran out of space
Did you hear about the latest pair of scissors in the market? It's said to be cutting edge technology
What's the meal that the people at NASA usually skip? Launch.
I had to scold my employee for leaving the air conditioning on for the night We had a very heated argument.
Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy? Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.
A woman purchased a new incense burner. However, she got very confused since it wasn't working. It made no damn scents.
A squirrel was sitting on the branch of a tree when suddenly it began shaking violently. Looking down he saw an elephant climbing up the tree. "What the hell are you doing," cried the squirrel."I want to eat some cherries.""But this is an oak tree. There aren't any cherries here.""It's okay," said the elephant. "I brought my own."
Here is a joke about a pencil with a broken tip. Never mind it is pointless.
Just put my father's ashes in the bin. I wish he'd stop smoking or just empty the tray himself.