The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
Can February March? No, but April May!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”