The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!