The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.