The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What do houses wear? An address.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.