The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.

What do houses wear? An address.

I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.

I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!

What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.

We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!

Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.

What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.