The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?' 'Nothing, it's on the house.'
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a “b' comes after it!
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.'
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.