The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.