The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.