The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.