The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.