The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!