The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call an organic compound in which a hydroxyl is bound to a carbon atom of an alkyl?? See? Sometimes alcohol IS the answer!!
I was playing an updated version of Oregon Trail voiced by Terry Crews. I made the comment that he wasn’t a good voice actor, and the game abruptly ended. Apparently, I died of dissin’ Terry.
American discovery mapping error (with the right to offend) The Spanish Cartography Society summoned their voyaging artist, Amerigo Vespucci, to explain what his purported maps of India depicted instead of the standard, approved reality.AV famously stated, "Um.. err.. I ca.."
I got fired from my job at the marble mine today I kept taking it for granite
Ever wondered why China doesn't have a baseball team? Because they ate all their bats.
If you were trying to seduce a squirrel You'd have to be pretty nuts
Guess how i escaped Iraq.. IranSYRIASLY
What is toxic at first, but makes life a lot more fun when everyone is used to it? Oxygen
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
There's a fine line between the numerator and denominator.
How many abominable snow monsters does it take to screw a lightbulb? Just one, but you have to believe in it first.
Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up.
What is a witch's favourite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.