The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did Jesus say to the crowd of bakers? Let he who is without sin cast the first scone.
A cow and a cat are chatting in a field... ...and ultimately don't quite come to agreement on the topic of discussion. The cat walks off smarmily and says, "Well, see you later, prime rib." And the cow replies, "Yep, see you later, Kung Pao Chicken."
yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist.
What kind of television is gay? An LG TV
The 40 year old health care worker who cares for newborns started questioning her career choices, then flipped out and left town I guess she was having a midwife crisis
What do you call it when you have your grandmother on speed dial. Instagram
What's America's favorite soda? Mini soda.
What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip pop.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.